The teacher told Pepito to use these words in a sentence. Pepito replies:
1. Cheese---Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.
2. Mushroom---When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. Shoulder---My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. Texas---My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. Herpes---Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. July---Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. Rectum---I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. Juarez---One day my gramma slapped me and I said, "Juarez your problem?"
9. Chicken---I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
10. Wheelchair---We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair.
11. Chicken wing---My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
12. Body wash---I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
Are you laughing? Dave got this from one of his friends and we couldn't stop laughing. Our favorite ones are July, Juarez, wheelchair, chicken wing... I'm not racist you know (I even have friends who voted Obama), I just appreciate a good laugh with a Spanish accent.
6 comments:
Funny !
Reminds me of Charo from years ago...she made a nice living actually talking like that...in fact, I think she still does !
Those are hilarious! I can't believe you have friends that voted for Obama! What is the world coming to! JK Hope you guys are well!
Heather
Love this! I too can't believe you had friends who voted for Obama!!! You are so funny April!!
HILLARIOUS. I loved it. I am stealing it for my blog-- I will site you as my reference, don't worry :) It has been awhile since I posted and this is the perfect Christmas holiday post! Thanks for adding a little Ferguson cheer to my day.
That was HILARIOUS! Thanks for the laugh!
i am totally picturing cheech marin saying these things as i read them! so funny! thanks for the laugh.
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